hmm..nak cite ape ek...haaa..ye adik² kiye bertemu lg dlm rancagan teka gamba...dr setiap gamba akan disediakan 2 soklan dan jawapannye suke ati adik² la nak teka yg mane jawapannye..kalo nak tambah sendri pon ikut suke la..kes kes kes..

Gamba 1

1.Siapakah org ini?
A. jimanji
B. lembu gile
C. syaiful izman

 

2.Adakah dia mandi bogel?
A. Ya
B. Tidak

                                                                                            

                                                                                                                                                                            Gambar 2

1.Adakah orang ini memakai spek?
 A. Ya
 B. Tidak

2. Siapakah mamat ini?
 A. sammy vellu 
 B. petrick vieira  
 C. fitri ibni








Gambar 3

1.Apakah yang dipegang oleh mamat ini?
 A. pisang goreng
 B. rokok
 C. digicam









2.Dimanakah gambar ini diambil?
 A. longkang
 B. jamban
 C. depan pintu





                                                   
                                                                                                                                 Gambar 4

1. Siapakah org ini?
 A. wanbailong
 B. wanbelon
 C. wan nazrul safri









2. Apakah benda yang terdapat dikepala die?
 A. selimut puaka Arse anal
 B. spenda Arse anal
 C. tuala Arse anal






jawapan² tersebut hendak lah diletak kan di dlm peti undi..PeAce

eh ade lg satu gamba iaitu soklan bonus:

 Siapakah yang tengah kencing(orang yg dibulat sahaja)?
 A. zack
 B. gman
 C. macha

ok PeAce...

Eh… dah siang dah…. kol bape skang aaa?kol 7 lebih..cantik sgt la tu..terbangun awal plak aku..ade inspirasi laut la nih..best²...aku terjaga pon sbb ade berita pagi sbb nak tau keputusan epl..die tunjuk hanya fulham vs leeds je yg berkesudahan 2-0 fulham menang..kejut jiran tetangga bangun sepam..hanya aku,nan,walad,zack ngan pet je yg idup...

cadangnye nak mandi laut la..tgk²..air surut..terpaksa la berjalan di tepi pantai sambil menyanyi lagu air pasang pagi..bla bla..so terpaksa la mandi kolam dolu...mandi la sepam due sambil berenang² kambing... dah maleh nak mandi kolam..masing2 balik la bilik..tgk² nak mandi laut plak..xjd la tuka...mandi laut la plak..aiyak..berenang² itik sepam due..aku terasa kaki aku cam kene obor² je..adeh gamping sungguh...dah bosan mandi laut..terjun balik ke kolam..adeh²..gile sungguh...cam x penah tgk air je sure nak mandi je kejenye..kes kes kes..gilakah aku?

haiya..time tu walad ngan nan dah kua nak beli roti canai..punye la lame tunggu..sampai gman tido...sian zack termalu sembang sorg diri...saba ye..adeh..mane la malaun 2 ekor ni lame sungguh membeli rotinye..ke membuat roti sekali adeh..perut dah wat tarian sekor cipan dah nih.. aiyak³kol 11 lebih baru balik..rupe²nye tukang wat roti canai tu lambat sgt servisnye…tu la sape suh xblaja servis kuda..uhuks..terpaksa la makan nasik lemak je..xpe la xde rezeki nak makan roti canai..makan la tunggu ape lg..kang nak check out dah…

dah selesai sesi check out..p amik kawan bailong, si syed tu ngan kawan die... aku terlupe plak name die..aiyak³..sori ek..sblm ke kenduri kene la nak beli hadiah dolu.. xsyok la x membawa hadiah ke kenduri org nih..singgah sepam di ocean kat ngan stadium darul makmur tu..pastu beli la ape2 yg patut..berbaloi ngan ongkosnya….dah settle sume baru la p umah si ban nih..taman ape ek..taman cenderawasih kot…eh betul la tu…xsalah lg..

sampai je…ape lg makan la..hahahha..eh… sblm tu kene la salam ngan family die dolu..xkan men taram je…dah settle baru la makan..kes kes kes..sedap gak..bole tahan la..not bad la..lawa la akak ko ban…pas makan dihidangi plak ngan lagu² lame iaitu sesi berkaraoke..perghh..feel je sambil menghisap rokok..lagu alleycats plak tu…layan³..ape?aweks?uish ramai la aweks²… awek ban pon ade..si tini tu..

ape lg sesi bergamba ngan pengantin la plak…adeh³ memandangkan dah lame gak lepak..so terpaksa la undur diri…ape plan seterusnye?ape?mandi lg?katne?mandi air terjun la plak..ok je..memandangkan aku xleh makan nasik minyak so aku pon tertido la..haiya..mase tu signboard menunjukkan 11km ke sg pandan kot..so aku xtau nak ckp ape..hehehehe

aku terjaga pon sbb dah sampai…kawasan tu cantik la…tp malangnye air die kurang memuaskan ati aku..cam air longkang je…mayb pasal ujan kot..tu sbb jd camtu…aku xjd la mandi yg mandi hanya zack,gman ngan walad je…dlm dok usha² org..ternampak plak name pokok meranti paang… meranti pak hang ke ni?..hehehhe..

adeh terasa cam dah panjang bangat dah ni…terasa malas dah nak menaip..aiyak³..kitaorg bertolak balik dlm kol 5 camtu…singgah pon kat hentian rehat genting sempah..sambil mendenga ABP kat era 103.3…pastu sampai dlm kol 9 lebih di kl..anta zack kat stesen putra..lepak sat kat NZ kat atas bukit tuh..layan bola sepam..time tu game man u vs man city…padan muke man u…yee haa..hehehe…

kire abis la cite aku kali ni..sampai bertemu lg di len siaran…PEACE

A story is told about a soldier who was finally coming home from the war. He called his parents from San Francisco.

"Mom and Dad, I'm coming home, but I've a favor to ask. I have a friend I'd like to bring home with me."

"Sure," they replied, "we'd love to meet him."

"There's something you should know the son continued, "he was hurt pretty badly in the fighting. He stepped on a land mind and lost an arm and a leg. He has nowhere else to go, and I want him to come live with us."

"I'm sorry to hear that, son. Maybe we can help him find somewhere to live."

"No, Mom and Dad, I want him to live with us."

"Son," said the father, "you don't know what you're asking. Someone with such a handicap would be a terrible burden on us. We have our own lives to live, and we can't let something like this interfere with our lives. I think you should just come home and forget about this guy. He'll find a way to live on his own."

At that point, the son hung up the phone. The parents heard nothing more from him. A few days later, however, they received a call from the San Francisco police. Their son had died after falling from a building, they were told. The police believed it was suicide. The grief-stricken parents flew to San Francisco and were taken to the city morgue to identify the body of their son. They recognized him, but to their horror they also discovered something they didn't know, their son had only one arm and one leg.

The parents in this story are like many of us. We find it easy to love those who are good-looking or fun to have around, but we don't like people who inconvenience us or make us feel uncomfortable. We would rather stay away from people who aren't as healthy, beautiful, or smart as we are. Thankfully, there's someone who won't treat us that way. Someone who loves us with an unconditional love that welcomes us into the forever family, regardless of how messed up we are.

Tonight, before you tuck yourself in for the night, say a little prayer that God will give you the strength you need to accept people as they are, and to help us all be more understanding of those who are different from us!!! There's a miracle called Friendship That dwells in the heart You don't know how it happens Or when it gets started But you know the special lift It always brings And you realize that Friendship Is God's most precious gift! Friends are a very rare jewel, indeed. They make you smile and encourage you to succeed They lend an ear, they share a word of praise, and they always want to open their hearts to us.